This Honey Badger song came across my e-mail today and I laughed my ass off. This Honey Badger thing all started with a video of this guy talking about Honey Badgers. He obviously dubbed over the original audio and made this epic video about a honey badger. Then there’s this song:
LISTEN to the Honey Badger Song
Lyrics:
This is the Honey Badger!
Oh, the Honey Badgers are just crazy!
ooooh oohhh look!
He takes what he wants if it feels right
He drops a few taunts when its game time
He comes to play. He’ll never behave
He’ll have his way
He’s in control and they’re shakin
He puts on a show ’cause he’s makin big plays everywhere
The badger don’t care. He don’t like to share
Take me to the game I’ll show you
He’ll take anything he wants he’ll own you
(He’s got the moves that Badger)(He’s got the moves that Badger)He’s got the moves like Badger
Who you tryin’ to throw that ball to?
Look into his eyes he’ll own you
(He’s got the moves that Badger)
(He’s got the moves that Badger)
He’s got the moves like Badger
When you get your pass he’ll stone you.
Knock you on your ass – explode you
Strip you of the ball – laugh while you fall
He’ll take it all the way to the house
He’ll run back a punt
Then he’ll blow up some suckers and chumps
He leaves them so broken and scared
The badger don’t care he goes everywhere
Take me to the game I’ll show you
He’ll take anything he wants he’ll own you
(He’s got the moves that Badger)
(He’s got the moves that Badger)
He’s got the moves like Badger
Who you tryin’ to throw that ball to?
Look into his eyes he’ll own you
(He’s got the moves that Badger)
(He’s got the moves that Badger)
He’s got the moves…
Fly through the air – interception!
Badger don’t care – use deception
To take what is his – Ballin’s his biz.
He don’t give a…
Rip out the ball another run back
Put 6 on the wall
Just a fun back with heart for the game
A champion’s claim – wants a ring with his name
… and I say
Take me to the game I’ll show you
He’ll take anything he wants he’ll own you
(He’s got the moves that Badger)
(He’s got the moves that Badger)
He’s got the moves like Badger
Who you tryin’ to throw that ball to?
Look into his eyes he’ll own you
(He’s got the moves that Badger)
(He’s a Honey Badger)
He’s got the moves like Badger
ooh the Honey Badger is just CRAZY!
This is NOT my work. I don’t know who made the song. If I find out I will post his name for credit.